A list of excuses

September 18, 2009 · by shakaxd

Season 02Press Conferences

First of all, "sorry, guys". My performance as reigning champion on season opener Brands Hatch was below every expectations.

I'm just a little brazilian; I've got flat tires; I'm a victim of sabotage!; etc...

I spent most of winter break racing on lesser known cars (Formula One, a bizarre open-wheel thing with a lot of horsepower, but no leather seat) and felt completely uncomfortable with my BMW this weekend.

The car simply had no traction at all, no grip, and after a few laps, no tyres as well.

After 200 excursions off track, 55 crashes and much, much time lost on gravel traps, my weekend was surely a succesful one: I managed to finish both races AND scored an unexpected point for fastest lap on Feature Race. Actually, that was the only lap I did 'ok', even with the car sliding all the way at every corner, every braking attempt.

Maybe I should retire to avoid further damages to my career... :)

1 comment

Akio Kikuchi · September 22, 2009

Man...you told me about that last Friday...I cannot believe!
But you should pratice with BMW few days before,to get the tips and reacquaint with the tourism cars.
Hugs man!!!

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