A stop at the barber - disastrous night for CamelToe Racing
Disgraceful. That's pretty much all that is to be said about the race last night. The team prepared a brief statement
(Toejam & Earl, Team Owners) Aaaaatchooo! Bummer. Super hitops. Jammin'. Throw tomatoes at driver Horta.
This cup car suuuuuucks. This cup car suuuuuucks *interrupted*
As I was saying, the F-Fex lived up to its fame: it was fast, it was wild, it was... missing something. I lost a f*(@#&&*@# tyre! Those two idiots at my pitcrew were too busy to actually fix the damage
so I was just going around as not slow fast as I could because
Anyway, so my F-Fex lost a F-wheel and I was like "F....". But congratulations Tibby Hill on his first race win since May, 2011 on the abandoned Season 05. Now I've just returned from the JASC PaintShopPro© and I'm proud to say...
NO MORE F(*@#& F-FEX!!!!!!
From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.