BREAKING NEWS: FDTV reporter found dead!
The FormulaDuude TV, FormulaDuude Organization and The FormulaDuude Mario World Sport Duuuuuude Counsil released the following joint statement:
It is a sad day for motorsport. This guy was with us from the beginning and his soul will be at peace knowing he gave up his life for his passion. May all the young duudes carry the news for him.
FormulaDuude Group.
Alongside his body a badly damaged mp3 player was found and is being examined at this moment. Further details will be given as soon as possible.
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