CALL OF DUUDES - Modern Racefare (Tyrant announces tech changes)

October 6, 2010 · by duude

Season 04MediaPress Release

Tyrant MotorsportINCOMING MESSAGE...
From: WARIO (Tyrant's Chief Enginneer)
Location: Donut Plains, MW

Wario: HA HA HA! Hello suckers! Today we're announcing some changes here. Since we aren't going so well (look that charts!) so far, some minor adjustments are needed. I, me, myself, THE GREAT WARIO, will show you my newest little toys.

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It's-a-me! Wario! Psycho Crusher! mwahahaha!

Wario: A few days ago, our main sponsor -  Logitech, betrayed us, announcing that they'll be supporting that dastardly Shaka, from that annoying MTGFDRT@#$%&*. Our first-choice wheel suddenly disappeared...

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They sent us the parts and then...
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... SURPRISE! Our wheel is in another castle!

Wario: That treacherous Logitech will pay for that. So we had to change quickly our logistics strategy. Tyrant racers will no longer use that cheap wheels. Behold our new infra-structure!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

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The full-ranged STEERING-MOUSE with low upkeep...
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... the RELEVANT keyboard emphasizing the "key-keys" HA HA HA!

Wario: Now we have some competitive stuff!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! Having this in mind, we checked the RULEBOOK having  found not even a single rule that prevent us form making some custom-settings to our next Le-Mans-Protoman concept car! heeeheeheehheh hahhahhaahhahahahaahah whahwhhawhwhawhwhawhwhw!!!!!!

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Of course we had some test earlier, on 5cc bike categories, and proved SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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ENJOY OUR LMP CONCEPT CAR, SUCKERS!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
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Of course, eventually a LOWER-COST solution may be necessary. We planned that too, having in mind the same effetiveness! he he he he he!!!!!!!!

Wario: See you suckers next race! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

... CONNECTION LOST.

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