{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Catching up, it's what seen to be up these days, trying to cash in the results as possible and trying to catch up with the competition in the meantime. This is not a good thing, we might add, it's not too good to be the guy doing the chase, when you are racing, you want to be upfront, you want to be the chased, the one everyone have to beat.

Anyway, Racing at FD Kyoto wasn't as expected, another short oval where our performance was also short. Not good. Time to turn up some steam before the next race.

Driver tib :

Another short oval, another short performance. This is getting frustrating. I really need to get a grip on these tracks, because they will be fundamental to the title, with very few races left, i dunno if anyone of the 908 crew can catch Shaka in points, but i'm sure as hell that everyone of us is going to try. The races were frustrating, especially the feature, i was battling for 2nd place when i crashed, lost everything there, but at least managed to limp into a shameful 4th place. Sprint race was pure luck, because after another crash, i was out of pace and had no way of catching the leaders, but luckly for me, they made some mistakes at the end, so i guess not all is lost. But the thing is pretty simple, i NEED to win races if want to keep my title.  This is it, time to go for broke.

President Di Guevara :

Stupid course, we payed big money to decorate it to win in our beautiful open-wheeler, but that ittehbittehmustachedcomitteh decided to change dates and we performed awfully. It wasn't a good gara, and it definitely it wasn't a good weekend. Our pilotti wasn't the piu veloci and it's shameful that he wasn't. Now we need to find a good way to win races again. I even hired a new italian race engineering with experience on american series.

Race Engineer Joe Tanto :

Coming-a good-a for-a team-a. I expect to be helpful for the team, i had-a some experience in that smaller Indy-a Series, so i hope to bring-a, that knowledge-a and helping-a tib to win-a garas. Also, it's good to be back into garas, after shooting so many people to death.  Losing is the disease, and i'm the cure!

Chief Mechanic Donatello :

Holy turtle, i need to find a good setup for the 908 fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.. hmm.. april.. fap fap fap fap fap fap.. what i was saying ? Oh, right, car setups, i really NEED to find a good setup for the next race, so we can charge with a blistering green two-wins there. Hopefully i can do it.

Hot Intern Chick :

Like, i really totally liked Japan, ya know ? My BFF is japanese, she is soooooo cute and she loves Tokyo Hotel too, we're like total soul-sisters, ya know ? Anyway, we're talking and like, this japanese dude came in and start sucking her face, and i was like, "ewww dude, gross", but then he turned and kissed me too, so it was all okay, because there's nooooooowai that Fuk Ya Me is prettier than me, right? I'm totally, like, the prettiest. Also, the japanese clothes shops are sooo awesome and..." - Someone turned the mic off. *geez, she can ramble*.

Guest of Honor Holden Caufield :

Boy, catching up is my business, you know? I was kicking it back with old tib after the race, and he is funny, i like kicking it back with old tib, he can make you laugh, and he is not a phony, like most race car drivers, you can tell by the way he races, that he only does it because he likes to do it, and not because it's a trendy thing to do.  And boy, racing cars is pretty fun, indeed.

That's it for now, the sprint FD marathon continues, next week...