Enna-Pergusa Press Conference

May 23, 2017 · by duude

Season 06Press Conferences

Questions for Tib:

  1. What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of a FDMNTNNGGRGNSSR Truck car?
    My name is Sir Tiblot. My quest is to win the Duude Energy Formula Duuude Cup Series presented by Rock n Roll Racing at AAA Autoparts Sprint Verizon. That depends, is the truck a toyboata ou a fjord?
  2. Do you like Enna-Pergusa? Have you evah raced here?
    Yes, it's a fun track. Yes, i have crashed here before. it was PRICELESS.
  3. What is the highlight of your FD career? And worst moment?
    Highlight, it was the FD03 championship. For sure. Worst moment? Probably FD03-A1 race, lose the race on the last corner.

Questions for Shaka Horta:

  1. Coming back to FD after so long, does it feel like home?
    I surely missed it so much I've seen FD faces a thousand times, every day we've been apart. And I don't care about the sunshine, yeah, 'cause duudes, duudes I'm coming home!
  2. Racing trucks? Are you crazy? Who the hell races trucks? Truck are supposed to care race CARS in between races.
    Imma racing trucks, cars, planes, anything I can race because I'm phodástic
  3. How do you about Enna Pedregosa? Does it plays to strengths?
    Enna plays its own strength. In fact, I've tested first hand the strength of the tyre barriers and must say I'm satisfied with how effective they are at ending 32.5738182801589% of my races there. It's a fact.
  4. Being the last official FD champion, do you consider yourself favorite to this season?
    Imma favorite because of what? Because Imma greatest champion of this series? Imma biggest winner of them all? Imma very freaking awesome at driving cars? No. Imma underdog. D'oh. And whoever calls me 'prick' or 'cocky' will be left eating my dust.

The FOLDS OF HONOR QUIKTRIP KOBALT CAN-AM ADVANCE AUTO PARTS ENNA-PERGUSA 150 ALL-STAR DUEL CLASH RACE happens tomorrow night!

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