HairDresser Barber Shop Radio Remix
Tibbey Bogano (#29 Driver): Waaaaaah, waaaaaaaah.
Donatellofson (#29 Crew): The race haven't even started!
Horta (#27 Driver): This one is a sure win!
Pfaffenbach (#27 Crew): Sure is, buddy.
Tibbey Bogano (#29 Driver): Waaaaaaah. Punchs steering wheel, waaaaah.
Donatellofson (#29 Crew): Oh FFS, again ?!?!
Horta (#27 Driver): I lost a wheel.
Pfaffenbach (#27 Crew): you're doing okay buddy.
Horta (#27 Driver): The car is scraping the ground.
Pfaffenbach (#27 Crew): That's okay, just bring it home!
Horta (#27 Driver): The car is on fire.
Pfaffenbach (#27 Crew): Nice and easy, buddy, nice and easy.

Horta (#27 Driver): I think the car exploded.
Pfaffenbach (#27 Crew): That's great, buddy, that's great.

Tibbey Bogano (#29 Driver): Waah, waaah, waaah! *punches steering wheel*
Donatellofson (#29 Crew): Stop crying and race, there's nothing we can do from here.
Donatellofson (#29 Crew): We won! We won!
Tibbey Bogano: (#29 Driver): ??? I don't copy. Repeat, i don't copy.
From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.