{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Rumours of a third racer in F-Duude were revealed, after a green-white car has been spotted during an test-drive at Monza, yesterday.

After two laps, far slower than regular ones (1:58:99 / 1:56:99), the car hits the wall and explodes. FDTV provides you some interesting information about yesterday's incident followed by a press conference that announced the new challengers. Read it below:

Eurico Maluf (Executive Director of FormulaDuude Organization) - We proudly announces the incoming of a new racing team to F-Duude World Championship. Welcome LOSEL RACING to F-Duude! Flavor Flav, the former Public Enemy's MC, and Team Principal is here representing the new team, so question him to death, as you wish!

*clap clap clap clap clap...*

(Trevus Belmort - Goth Sips) - Flavor, what brings a former rapper from dephts of 80'and early 90's to racing business?

Flavor Flav - Hey man, this is so exciting! I was about to begin with my new label - LOSEL RECORDS, when my old label's papers starts to expire. Then, I couldn't renew my recording license, so I changend the main business to a racing team and here we are! Things are hard these days, man! We just gotta move on! And moving on inspired me to start this business. Besides, look at this name: F-Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! Man, feels like home!!!

(R.U. Serious - Daily Weekly) - So, are you saying to a whole universe of sportsracing media supporters that you "ACCIDENTALY" ended in this business? What do you know about racing? Let's turn it simple: what do you know about cars, Flavor?

Flavor Flav - Wazzup? Dont'cha like cars? Cars and women makes a Man's paradise. I love women, and I love cars! I love both of them! I do know lotsa about cars: first, if you don't have a car, you  don't have a girl. But if you have a car, man, things are easier! Well, I must admit... I don't know much about'cha racing and stuff. That's why I've hired Lacks! *points to a not-so-happy black man next to then driver* The man knowzzalot 'bout racing! But I did the promotional posters by myself, and I'm sure that all the fans will love it!

(Alek Xidd - Rodoxian Chronicles) - Tell us more about the Losel Racing team. How you guys reached F-Duude and what are the team's goals to the next season?

Flavor Flav - Alright! Alright! I bought Losel Racing on a bargain, very cheap, after the excumation of Genesis games. There were three good racing teams at that moment: Serga, Minarae and Losel. So I picked up Losel just because was the cheaper of them! Very good business! Lemm show you da crew! Get on the stage my niggas! This is Samuel J. Lackson, DA MAN! This guy is really serious about racing! He doesn't talk too much, but, when speak a thing... looks like a muffler. That's why he's always "mufflering" around! Ha ha ha ha! Gotcha?

J. Lackson (Losel Team Manager) - I'm Lacks, Team Manager. We'll be kicking some tires next round at Monza, as long as we got ourselves a new car.

Flavor Flav - I promise we'll have as many cars we need, since I'm about to sign with our next sponsor a WHEEELLIONAIRE contract! Ha ha ha! And this is Dave, the driver. He's hatching the seat to Louis Hamilton, and we're looking forward to bring him to Losel Racing next season.

Dave (Losel's First Driver, Main Driver, Test Driver, Park Driver and Carwasher) - Hi, my name is Dave. It's my first time racing, also my first official job. Awesome,  I have a dental plan! Our expectashuns at F-Duuude aren't great, guys. I smashed our first and last car at the wall and, due some schedule problems, we are not able to replaces it to race today. Sorry guys! I promise being less disastrous next round.

(Sharap Bitt - Metronews) - You don't seem a real driver showing us this lack of confidence... How was your first time driving a racing car?

Dave: Lack's confidence really inspires me. Lack's techniques guides me too. It was because of Lack's intuition that I became a driver. I was washing some cars at Filadelfia when he saw me first, and brought me to Losel Records. When Flavor decided starting this racing business, he asked me "Do you know how to drive a car?" I said "No". So, he asked "Do you want to become a real driver?" and I said "No" for the second time, then he said "That's perfect! Let's try some racing stuff! Hee hee hee! That's when I first entered a cockpit. Then, stepping on the gas, the car started to spin off real crazy, burning tires and marking circles on the parking, so Flavor screamed "That's my DJ! Whe have some beats here!" and threw some rhymes and then, like he said, "we're jamming real crazy now, man".So, I became the main driver, as long as Hamilton refuses our invitashuns.

(Scott Trixon - Exame Racing) - Flavor, what do you think about the track? How do you feel about the '79s modifications?

Flavor Flav - Man, this track is awesome, gnarly, tubular! I reccomends all the tracks, so buy the entire CD! You can also download the tracks to your iTunes, so don't waste your time! I like the modifications at '79s. Even the MJ's white era sounds great, looking back the 79's "Off the wall" to 82's "Thriller", we got some progress there! And even "Bad" sounds great. We miss you, MJ!

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That was the debut training laps at Monza GP. Fortunately, Losel Racing will race today!

The USSR Lotus F1 Team borrowed a Saleemov car, with a powerful Lada V8, being part of the USSR Engines Researching. Scuderia Libra sent some fuel galoons, ans now, Losel is able to race with them! It's an amazing universe of friendship, partnershipo and competitionship! Stay tuned on FDTV, your first and only choice to F-Duude Series!