{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Ze USSR Lotus F1 Team did a terrible job at ze Hockenheim Grand Prix.

Shaka: The car was great until it started to show some signs of bad design. Porschov, the russian variant of Porsche, was fast but unreliable. I scored all the points available for being fast, and tib got all the others for lasting longer than me. It's a shame that my lead was cut short to 3 points, but all in all I'm still leading the series and I've already tested the new Saleenov car for Monza Grand Prix.

General Zangiefov: Ze team could not provide a car up to our driver standard and vi are sorry for that. Ze team vill recommend a medal for Shakov and I've promoted him to Lieutenant for his efforts