{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Beer brands, the mystical powers of the Black Forest, and teams propections for the next year, are just some of subjects we thought our brave duudes might know.
Read the full press conference, that happened today at HockenHeim, below :

PRESS CONFERENCE -
Hockenheim

Driver tib (Scuderia Libra)

(Todt Zooand) Tib, following a double win plus pole position, can you repeat your feat on such high speed track and having your opponent carrying extra 30kg?
tib: Who knows ? This track is VERY tricky, but it is also VERY exciting to race on it, the true hockenheim through the black forest is the way to go.

(Frodo - LotNews) Some say this black forest is cursed, the trees wandering when the night falls. Do you believe on such things?
tib : Why not ? Hopefully it will launch a curse on my adversary and i will score another double win ?
A man gotta take what he can..

(Itaipava PR Guy at the back row) Hey, we heard you promised some beer of another brand to a supposedly third competitor if he enters the competition and then takes Shaka out of the race. Is it true?!
tib : Sorry, but its conspiracy theory. However, i do like other brands of beer better, and since you don't sponsor our series, i am allowed to say so, maybe inject some money on FD and i will drink the piss you call beer.

(still that guys) Talking about piss, do you like Hot Chango, from Desperado movie?
tib : Depends, is that a nickname for Salma Hayek ?

(yet him) no sir, it's that hot terrible beer they serve on that lousy bar
tib : Ah, sorry, yeah, then no. There's a rule a Mexico : "you can have any beer you want, as long as its a Corona", and i follow that..
(yet him) thanks, tib
tib : see ya

(Mae Diná - Tomorrow news) One last question: if I tell you now you're gonna win both races, would you believe me?
tib : Sure, why not, it's something that has happened before this season, and can happen again, we are working hard for it.

Thanks tib.
tib : thank you all.

Driver Shaka (USSR Lotus F1 Team)
(Ivan Zypher - Russian N Rock (RNR News) - Shakov, welcomov to Hockenheimov, arov youov winov two racesovs for our motherov Russiov ?
Shaka : I hope so! The car looks fast, I drove it last morning for a shakedown and it lasted the whole lap without a single problem. I hope it is as reliable as fast!

(U. Believe - Rumours Daily) - Rumours are that Mother Russia won't be able to afford another year of FD program, and that the USSR Lotus team is closing at the end of this season, while Mother Russia is going to invest in a cheaper series, perhaps F-1, what are your comments on it ?
Shaka : I don't know how the finances are going, just know that my paycheck was supposed to arrive a few days ago and my bank account is as red as the USSR flag. All I can say is I'm getting a bit tired of that.

(Same Guy) - So, are you prospecting teams for the next season ? Or aren't you allowed to do that ?
Shaka : I'm not allowed to comment on contractual issues but yes, they are breaching my race-per-race contract and my lawyers are already in talks to the team.

(Myst Cal - Other World Express) - Do you believe in the Curse of The Black Forest ?
Shaka : For sure, I'm aware of this magical Black Forest and I respect its strenght. I just hope they use their rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrage on that guy over there [points to tib]

(A Gui - The French Post) - One last question, how do feel to drive in the "Little Green Hell", and what are your thoughts about that Tilke has done to this once great track ?
Shaka : I asked a few komrades to teach Tilke a lesson and I'm sure he will be kept out FormulaDuude for good. The only track he designed we would consider racing on is the Istanbul circuit, a great counter-clockwise track he surely let his trainee design instead of him, otherwise that would be another boring track.

Thanks for your time and good luck!
Shaka : thanks