HRT: Indianapolis Preview

November 28, 2010 · by duude

Season 04

Only two weekends of racing to go, who will we see crowned the World Drivers Champion?

Santa Martinez

Only a few hours until we start our engines here at Indianapolis Motor Speedway, we've only had one day of testing around this track as it is highly popular.  It seems that since we have arrived there has been a racing event taking place every hour of every day.

We're hoping for a good result this weekend once again, but at the moment we are unsure how the extra ballast will affect our race car.  We won't know anything until the qualifying session comes to a close.

Fun fact of the day, if you took all the "Indy" dogs sold in May 2009 and laid them end-to-end, they would circle the 2.5 mile IMS circuit more than two times!  Daaaayum, these people like there hotty dogs!!!

Jensklemp:

Where's them hot dogs?  Can't get enough of those Indy dogs brosky!!

Been drinking that cheap American beer for the past week, ma crap's been turned to jelly.  That's right, jelly, can you believe it?  What's this crap have in it...

Oh, racing time?  Yeah, I go fast, so fast!   I will be like, "howdy there, I'm lapping you, AGAIN!  I go so fast, so fast! Look at me go, so fast!!!!"  BANG, oooooops there was a wall!

From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.