{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Speed, Title Shots (not be confused with the much more acclamed Tit Shot), health issues, public security and more. All that was addressed by our favorite duuuuuuudes on the Kyoto Press conferece, read below.

(Tifa Coldheart - Influenza Magazine) - Welcome to Japan, Tib-san. Are you feeling better today? Some say you chickened out at Le Mans for the second time in FormulaDuude history... Can you win the race at your home track?
Tib : Thanks, A bit better, yeah, still have this nasty cold, in which i can't breathe quite right, but yeah, a little bit better. I haven't chickened out of anything, want to race Le Mans ? Let's race Le Mans, i don't really care when we do it, as long as we do it. Which is my home track ? Kyoto ? Well, i wouldn't call "home track", but yeah, i hope we can win here. The team needs the wins to boost the morale and gain momentum into the championship.

(Zolder Zingadonga - Riprap RanglerTV) - Are you racing? Everything ok over in Cranberry town?  How does the team feel about Kyoto?
Tib : You betcha i'm racing, i live for this sh*t. Cranberry town is doing fine, the kingdom of Radaxian is doing fine. The team feels that Kyoto is a good opportunity for us to gain valuable points for the rivals and to secure our place as a title contender. We hope to win here and start a run for the championship.

(Walter Melon - Fruit and Races Magazine) - Welcome to Japan, Shaka. After the Le Mans postpone, do you think that event is cursed ? How to see the changes in schedule playing on the championship run ? Will the race at Kyoto be doomed, because you couldn't reduce the ballast on your car ?

Shaka: Nah, I don't think it's cursed, jinx or anything like that, we just got unlucky. I do believe the track needs some safety work: I fell into the depths of Earth there the other day after bouncing off a barrier. Regarding Kyoto, yes, it's probably going to be a hard weekend for me with 100kg on yet another oval track. I'll do my best to have the car setup done right to minimize the loss.

(Fragger Froid - Samula Maximus News) - Hello Sir, have you got what it takes to go around a circle the fastest?  Are you looking forward to a full grid race?

Shaka: Well, I have what it takes for sure, but my car may have it in excess. I don't really know how bad it will be until we hit the track. As we speak I'm looking forward for the full 5 drivers grid, but realistically I think we're having 4, and 4th is where I'll start and finish both races unless a miracle comes true. Like rain...

(Al K. Holic - The Speed Journal) - Jens, now with more time to work on the car, and being a oval track, how do you see your chances for this race ? Can we expect your first win ?

Jens: A win is definitely the goal this weekend. The team has been working hard on this car and we are all hoping for some good results this weekend.

(Ace Frehley - KISS) You wanted the best, you got the best. Are you racing against the fastest men in the world?

Jens: Most certainly. The level of competition in FD is outstanding. We here at HRT are very proud to be a part of the championship.

Dave and Lizard90 are suffering from jetlag (hangover) and can't speak at this press conference