{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Drama, hot girls, flame wars, drunk drivers. All available here!

TIBONE:
(Peeri - Quito News) Tib, welcome to La Sarthe. It is confirmed you were the one who added the chicane to the track for this round of FormulaDuude, does that give you Bono Vox The Edge at this track?
Sorry, it wasn't me, i really like the old version back, with the very long Mulsanne straight, i always mess up chicanes so, it wouldn't be very smart of me to put something in my way to the victory, right ?

(Bob Billy Bob - Forumla Duude Plus) - A purple car, what are you a woman!? Did you get your slutty intern to do it instead? Are you hear for the racing or just for the girls and pretty colours?
Purple is not girly. Sorry, but purple is VERY manly. Donatello, this most badass ninja turtle uses a purple eyeband, and Mace Windu, the jedi played by Sam. Jackson (not to be confused with Sam. Lackson of Tyrant) uses a purple lightsaber. So purple is mainly, its the blue boys color with blood red added for agressivity. GRRR.
Also, the intern isn't slutty, she is VERY friendly. And of course i am here for the girls. Why the hell do men do anything? Do you really think mankind developed race cars for anything other than impress girls ?

(Sidney Rimrod - Swank TV) - How do you prepare for a weekend with a new car? Do you think you can cut down the gap between you and Shaka this weekend? Is a pole position out of the question for you next race?
As i prepare for any weekend, with a dose of practice, mixed with a dose of luck, and hopefully, some shots of vodka. Yeah, given the fact that he will be running a heavy ballast, i think i can take some valuable points from him and hopefully from Liz aswell. I need to get my spot as #1 back.
Pole Position is a good game, but it's kinda old, you know? So the team is fully focused on GTR² now. But, i will say this... "what you doing today, jerk? You're gonna play POLE POSITION!"

JENSKLEMP:
(Captain Planet - Earth, Wind, Heart, Water and Flame Wars) Jens, we noticed that you had some serious damage last race at Monaco, but received terminal damage when Shaka "accidently" hit you on the main straight. Do you really believe it was not on purpose?
I feel it was a long time coming. With driving a very unsafe three wheeler around Monaco it was only a matter of time that someone clipped me. Put me out of my misery really. It was all going my way until I went in for my pitstop early. I was really surprised I last that long, the car just did not want to stop.

(Chris P. Bacon - Le Equip'd Gear) - Bad results at Monaco, how is your motivation for Le Mans ? Going all out for a win, or playing it cool and wait to see what happens ? How long before the HRT launch of the new LMP-1 ?
Motivation is great, the team have been working hard on the new car and hope to give me something very competitive to put in a solid finish this weekend. The HRT crew have been off learning new software and I am told the design of our LMP1 car will be very similar to the FD-04.ow car due to a lack of knowledge in the paint booth. They hope to have a better design in the next races.

(A ghost - Formula Duude Plus) - So after a tough weekend are you ready for Le Mans? You gonna come back stronger? Or do you have a barrior with your name on it?
New car, new track, and a completely different set of challenges. I’ve driven around Le Mans in other series but never as competitive as this. I am looking to finish strong this weekend and after my quick laps around Monaco (before hitting a barrier) I think I have the capability to finish this weekend on pole.

SHAKA:
(Murro Walker - CCD Television) - Welcome to La Sarthe, Shaka. Running max weight penalty on a track with such a long straight, must be something that will make your weekend very difficult ? What are your expectations for your first race using the new LMP class ?
Our LMP car looks different than the main opposition, they are supposed to run the pif paf fap fap fap fap fap 908, while we're racing a brand new weapon, AR-15. Having max weight surely makes things harder, but that can be overcome with a clever setup strategy: as we're down on speed, let's win on the corners! Seriously, I hope I can extend my lead on the championship, that's all that matters.

(Hot intern - Formula Duude Plus) - Hey, how you doing?... How bigs your engine?....i only like big ones.... ;)
Hello, babe. I've got a turbocharged V12" engine with golden pistons and high caliber valves, wanna hop in to check it closely?

(Dixie Darlin (DD) Boobies - GoFast Racing) - Shaka, hey Shaka... My face is up here! Thanks, now that I have your attention... SHAKA stop looking at my boobs! If your so distracted by these how do you intend to race next weekend? Do you think you will pull out another win? You seem... ok no this guy doesn’t stop lookin at my honkers I’m leaving.
Even if I don't win, I already got my prize today. Just wondering, can I take the trophy home? *winks*

LIZARD:
(Annoying Orange) Hey, hey Lizzard, hey!! Hey Lizard, Hey! Can you win the title this year? Can you? Can you? Man, you're boring. Bo-ring. But can you? Winning at Le Mans? Geez, I thought it was "men" and not "mans", but that's ok, you're a Lizard anyway. hahahahahahahaha
Run and hide, run and hide. You better be glad im not there or you would be dead, YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF *BEEEEEEEEEEP*! run and hide!

(B.B. Jamburker - Underground Pimpleheads) - I HAVE A CAR FOR YOU!!! $22, yes? You buy now? Yes? Now? Yes? Very fast will run 100%, fast! Yes? Now? Yes? Please? You have no problems then, yes! Pimpleheads OUT!
Err, can someone translate that please?!

(Yves S. Mellin - The French Toast, i mean Post) - After all the problems in the last couple of races, how the team is preparing for this next race ? Any tests and developments being made ? Perhaps a full overhaul of the models, before introducing the LMP class ?
The team is on a beach right now, getting the last of the summer sun. While i am in America doing some chasing of my own. I need a spot of relaxation before the race on the weekend just like the others. its gonna be a tough weekend! We still have no car for the weekend so who knows if we will be on the grid. We left the spare car in Monaco, i think its still in the pits. Anyway, got to go, theres a tornado going past the window....*Static*

DAVE:
(Darth Vader - RetiredEvilGalaticMan.com) I am your father, Dave. Can you confirm you understand the message?
*FART*

(Alex Luthor - Metropolisian Chronicles) - Tyrant and Dave are the most misterious contentants of this season, with seldom appearences and even less information. Can we expect the blue car to align at the grid of Le Mans ? How do you feel about this track ? Good, bad, ugly ?
zzzzzz..

(Gangsta - Formula Duude Plus) - Yo yo yo, thanks for helping me clip that dude, you wanna me to do that to any of these guys yeh? help you win yo? like win yeh?
*BURP*

(Karl VanHooover - vROOOOOM TV) - Dave, are you still alive? Will you make it to the next race or have you ran short of sponsorship money to develop your next car?
roooooooooonc