{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Scuderia Libra has left RichmondBerumondu with a raging kinda of feelings. Lack of pace, and problems took away from the team a great oportunity to charge for the lead of the championship. The team feels that they could have done more to improve their pace, but leaves the USA with a sour feeling.

Official notes says, that the "RADAXIAN" based team is going to regroup before the next round on the streets of MonteCarlo, and that they are hoping to improve their pace before that race takes place. Lots of work to be done, i guess.

Driver tib :

Can't state enough, that i really hate short ovals. I was unawaringly carrying a ballast, which kinda made me feel happy afterwards, because now i can place the blame on the led, but anyway, the car was slow, understeery as hell and difficult to drive, the small track really didn't help too, and the fact that troubles got in my way on both races also made me feel bad about the race. Really really bad, and the whole world has to answer right now, just to tell you once again,
Who's Bad . . .
But seriously, the races were boring. The feature race, i kept going around in not so perfect circles for hours, until i paid my DT, which lead me to a stupid stop-and-go penalty, because, stupid oval tracks can't even put their lines in the right place (2 lines? how the hell i am supposed to know which is which). And that cost me the third place, and also pissed me off all right. I'm usually a calm a cool-headed bloke, but bloody tears hell that was some bullshit call by the stewards.

Sprint race started off all right, but after the touch with Lizard, i got some bad (really, really bad) suspension damage, that made my car looks like a 8 and drive like a mad eight ball, it started to pull left and to understeer even more than before, if that was even possible, and i wasn't able to keep the place to hold on the third place, i fought Dave for a lot of laps, but in the end he was able to make his move, and after that, i decided to bring the car home, at least i finished ahead of Shaka on both races, so i guess it wasn't all bad.

President Luca Di Guevara :

Caspita! Mierda! What a load of crook gara! The team was robbed the victory third place. Dios mio, mesmo! That way our queridos sponsors won't want to renew their contractos for the next part of the season. I want as many logos on that purple Peugeot as possible. I want to not be able to see the purple paint. I want to win the championship, and i want to score some more hot interns.

Intern Chief Mechanic :

Sorry, guys, i wasn't able to attend the race, i have a exam at school on the next morning, and i had to sit in and study, you know the drill right ? But i did leave a setup sheet with our Hot Intern Chick, who i am NOt bangin' (she refused me, :( ) btw. Did you guys got the setup sheet alright ? It should be able to lap faster than ever, if my calculations are correct, and 2+2 equals 7, you should be able to lap at around 11s in this track, my dissimulator shows that. I am using the newest technology, F1GP with a 486 processor, cutting edge stuff.

Hot Intern Chick :

That creepy guy asked ME out, can you believe him ? Like, me, all pretty,  and like, him, like, all greasy and engine like, ewwwwww, gross. Anyway, like, this guy, keep stalking me, he kept sending me this like, very misterious notes, like with a lot of numbers and like words and lot of, like, i don't know, stuff.  Like, I would be with HIM ? As if..., i threw all the papers in the Shredder... hmm.. Shredder, now THAT's a guy i won't mind getting, like... busy with, *wink, wink*, if you know, like, what i mean. Now, i really, totally, like, need to buy a new skirt for this Shredder guy, don't ya think ? *send text message to someone*

So, we are losing our religion, we are lost out there, in these stupid oval tracks. But things are still manageable, things are still looking alright for the "RADAXIAN" people, the kids are allright, so bring the kids home.