LSS Racing: Long/Short/WTF Beach Race Notes

June 18, 2010 · by duude

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LSS Racing has a WTF weekend........

Reporter: What was your view of the races and have you seen Lizard?
Principle Dragon: I thought the racing was shocking, everyone was trying to take out my car. I pay good money for that car and everyone wanted to mate with it. The Track did not help, there were tyre walls all over the place! They are professional Drivers, they dont need rubbish tyre walls to stop them, they just got in the way! I am writing a letter to the Head of Long Beach Racing Cricuit to complain about the track! I have not seen Lizard, he is a Lizard..........
Reporter: Are you not blaming Lizard for the crash in race 1?
Principle Dragon: No, it was quite obvious that the barrior moved and took him out, as simple as that.
Reporter: What happened in the second race? Are you blaming shaka for the incident?
Principle Dragon: No i am not, the car would have been fine if there was no tyre barrior and shaka was an unfortunate passenger! Now, go away, i want to leave! *Flies off......

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