LSS Racing Meets the New Car

Reporter: LSS Racing had a test session today at Knockhill, Scotland, in very odd conditions, it was sunny! For season 4, the FD Organization developed a brand new FD04.OW car which was driven by the Team Driver Lizard for the first time. He has slithered over for a chat, how was the car out there?
Lizard: It felt great to be back in a car racing. The car felt good. The track felt good. Those sand traps like to kept hunting me down, i dont know if im attracted to them or if they are to me!
Reporter: What do you expect in the coming season?
Lizard: My aim is to finish every race and enjoy myself! Its not fun when you crash and dont enjoy crashing! Its gonna be a busy season and it will be tough to be able to race at each event unfortunatly!
Reporter: What are you expectations for this Season?
Principle Dragon: Will you please address me in the proper manner, i am Sir Dragon! Get it right or ill have someone else interview me!
Reporter: Sorry Sir Dragon, so what are you expectations for this Season? ...Sir
Principle Dragon: I expect a good season, i want to see some great racing, i dont want people taking each other off, i want clean racing, if i dont get it, ill be maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
Reporter: Thank you for your words...Sir
Principle Dragon: I am rather peakish.........Are you busy.......
Reporter#2: Here with me is Dr Vonoiral Aknoyla, what do you expect this season
Dr Vonoiral Aknoyla: I tnaw ot ees emos taerg gnicar! ...... Si taht doolb?
Reporter#2: Errr thank you for that Dr......Thats all from us, err..... TAXI.....
From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.


