Major changes at Lotus

November 3, 2009 · by shakaxd

Season 02MediaPress Release

lotus_russaThe Lotus F1 Team issued the following press release this morning:

Vollowing a very good performance by ze driver Shakov ve decided to keep him driving our USSR Lotus F1 Team car vor ze rest of ze season. Ze same could not be said about ze former Team Principal, Comrade Joel Santana, who failed to show commitment to ze Mother Russia.

Moments after his execution ve decided to put General Zangiefov in charge of ze team vor ze rest of ze season.

Ze new Porschov GT2 vas built following strict instructions from military personnel from Mikoyan Gurevich and was presented  at ze Kremlin and Red Square today, pictures attoched to zis press release.

General Zangiefov is looking 360º forward + p for this veek's race and Shakov is en route to receive a military badge for his commitment.

new lotus porsche gt2military_01military_02

1 comment

Akio Kikuchi · November 3, 2009

Well it`s a good car, even to a color blind like me, it`s look like a lot with the MIG`s, a another Russian project.
But where`s the red flag of the "mother Russia"??

P.S: I like a lot the Russian Police car, It's called LADA right? There's a famous blogger who likes something like this.
P.S2: There's no major sponsor? Where's the money came from? Romam Abramovich?
P.S3: Will you use the famous Russian Reversal?

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