{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Playing favorites, movie dances and something that nobody understood about a marimba. This and more was discussed in this morning press conference, just ahead of tonight's The Auto Bass New New Owners Pennsylvania Mid-Ohio EcoBoost Hampshire Monster 150 race.

Horta (#27 Driver)

(Levy Tate - Light Motorsports News) - You sat in front of us last week as favorite to win and failed to clinch those important points, with Tibbilliland leading the board this week, would you consider yourself favorite to win this race?

Imma favorite always, you know? Imma great epic [expletive] driver and Imma win all races this year, and next year, and all universe will kneel before me! Mwahahahahaha!

(Alanis Wolfe - Solitary Times) - Rumours are circling around the paddock about changes in the CTR team, especially concerning management, care to comment on these rumours?

“I'm not surprised about anything. Congratulations!” But yeah, Imma unhappy driver right now, I should be leading the standings by 200 points and Imma second because Toejam.

(B.Ala Goma - Candy Financial) - Your outfit is running a new car this week, after running the F-Fex car just once. Why the change in the chassis, and should we expect better performance from the new chassis, which we nicknamed "notF-Fex" ?

The chassis is pretty much the same, except where it's not. It's the old, but new chassis. F-Fex was out of this world, and now is out of this world literally. Gone. Destroyed. Anyway, the new old new chassis is fine, looks well balanced and has four [expletive] tyres.

(Devagar de Véio Milho - FireFoxSports) - Horta, knowing that you are from the branch, are you gonna cooldown the tbone before putting down the marimba?

I like my meat hot, red, juicy. I want it juicy, gimme it juicy!

Tibby bo Gano (#29 Driver and Leader of the Drivers)

(Capta Inobvious - Creative Commons) - Your opponent seems to be very angry and you seem to be leading the championship despite not being considered the favorite by expert media. Do you feel confident you can keep the lead until the very end?

Someone needs to tell the "expert media" that they are wrong. I am leading the championship, and yes, i plan to keeping the lead and the solos. And by the way, expert media sucks, Scuderia Libra only endorses Verbatim Media Floppy Disks for all our data keeping needs.

(Semog Oivalf - WU.com.br) - I think FD is much worse than Classic Cup. Well, do you, punk?

WHAT? Classic Suc(ks) ? Who wants to be driving old Ladas when we can be driving old Toyota TomeiumaTunda Trucks? Much better. Classic Cupks sucks.

(Haio o' Haio - Ohayo go sai mais volta) - Tibbiru, now that you won one wrace, one would wonder when one would win one more wrace. Will you win one once more?

One would win if one would come first, but first one must comes (ui) and something about a finnish.

(Some dude (who looks like a lady)) - You like it, like it, like it, like it?

I like to race it, race it, i like to race it, race it, i like to race it, race it, RACE IT.