Monaco Preview: LSS Racing

Leeee Mckenzieeeee: Welcome to Formula Duude Plus Plus, I welcome Lizard to the show, welcome thanks for joining me, sorry about the body search, its a precaution..., how are you today?
Lizard: Haha, its fine. Im very good thanks, its been a long week. Looking forward to racing this weekend. How are you?
Leeee Mckenzieeeee: Im good thanks. Are you feeling confident to win this weekend?
Lizard: A win isnt an aim this weekend, a finish is. Monaco is a fantastic circuit but the first gear in my car hates me, i might make a gear box change to get rid of it. I will be trying something new this weekend to see if i can get rid of this problem. If i could hang first gear, it would be hanging of my mirror as we speak!
Leeee Mckenzieeeee: Was that one of you problems at Knockhill? Are you disappointed you werent allowed to give you home crowd a bigger show?
Lizard: Yes it was and yes i was very disappointed, as you could have probably guessed after the race...
Leeee Mckenzieeeee: Are you pleased with your results from Richmond?
Lizard: A little, yes it was nice to win, but im not a fan of oval tracks. I was lucky, Shaka had soo much weight that even the Hulk would have had problems bench pressing it! Tib also had weight, would did hamper him really badly! It was good to see Dave back and to have a new team in the series.
Leeee Mckenzieeeee: Are you looking forward to using either the Audi or Peugeot?
Lizard: Yes i am, really excited about it. Love the cars. Ive been lucky enough to drive around Le Mans in the Drayson Racing car which was an amazing experience.
Leeee Mckenzieeeee: Hows the atmosphere in the team?
Lizard: Its very good. We are all having fun! We are being fed quite nicely and Principle Dragon is enjoying the meat! Dr Vonoiral Aknoyla is having great fun and has helped a lot in producing the winner car.
Leeee Mckenzieeeee: Final question, do you have a problem with Bob Billy Bob? He was injured last week as the tv compound for Formula Duuude Plus was destroyed.
Lizard: I have no idea that happened. Hope its ok.
Leeee Mckenzieeeee: Thanks Lizard for the chat, hopefully we will have another later on in the season.
Lizard: I look forward to it. Thanks for chatting to me, your very brave.....
Leeee Mckenzieeeee: Haha, thanks.. And thanks for tuning in folks, thats all for now, no competiton for the grid babes this week, as they've all gone missing. Most people think the Richmond track boss might have something to go with that!
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