{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Reporter: Im here live from Monaco 88 and as you can hear in the background the race is still going, but not for LSS Racing. They have been plagued with troubles this weekend. Over night their race car which was in park ferme was stolen and no one has any idea how it happened. This did not please the LSS Racing Team and they spent the few hours left before the race making up the spare car with odd parts around the garage. They managed to get out for a few laps in practice to see how the car felt but gearbox problems hampered them again. In the end they did make it out onto the grid for the race but were some 5 seconds off the pace. Lizard was driving thro the technical issues and was doing well until the car decided it want to taste the barrior. Lizard went around for another lap to see if he could continue or start a demolishing derby. He pitting a lap later where the team repaired the car as best they could but no luck. The car wouldnt start. Lizard hoped out throwing the steering wheel into the next country and stormed off. In fact the whole team did, the car is still sitting there with no one in it. Hang on i can see Lizard.
Lizard: I have nothing to say to you!
Reporter: Will you turn up for the next race?
Lizard: First i find and gut the guy who nicked my car, then ill think about it. This whole weekend has been a farse! Im fed up with it, all these technical issues, *starts shouting* I WANT TO RACE, NOT SIT IN THE PITS BECAUSE OF THE CRAPPY CAR AND ANNOYING TECHNICAL ISSUES!!
Principle Dragon: Oi, get in, we are leaving!
*Gives Lizard his 'Scar'
Lizard: Get on the radio, get the boys in the air now! This is WARR"
*Car speeds off leaving dust everywhere
Reporter: *cough* *splUtters* *cough* So there goes LSS Racing about to hunt down the person who has stolen their car, whos money is on Bob Billy Bob? But who ever it is, i would hate to be that person! From Monaco 88, thats all from me. *coughing*
*The 'Bodyguard' drives by*
Dr Vonoiral Aklnoyla: *Sevaw* Eyb!
*The faint noise of fighter jets can be heard in the background.....*