Pippo given green light to race down under
After his horrific crash at Brno last week, Pippo has now been cleared by the Supreme Court to race in this week's Australian GP, rounds 3 and 4 of the FD03 Championship. The newest new comer was testing their GT Challenger, when the brakes failed and he crashed onto the barriers at speeds of over 200 kph. He sustained no permanent damage and is expected to be fit in time for the race. Rito Rivolto, the team's spokesman, released a statement and even showed the FD reporters exclusive photographs.
We are glad he hasnt sustained permanent injuries. The doctors X-rayed his head and found nothing!
Pippo is now resting in his home country and preparing himself for the race down under. He has the advantage of being in almost the same timezone as Australia as he doesnt have to suffer much due to jet lag as his competitors do. FD Reporters got hold of him and he obliged with a very very very short interview. When asked about his crash, he had this to say.
Upon hearing the news, Mapua Racing Technical Director, Alpha 5 and Pippo's Race Engineer proceeded to hold simulations for the new car. They had this to say to the FD reporters.
Aya - yay - yay -yay!
Aya! Si, Ayaaa!
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