Scuderia Libra : Championship Notes

December 8, 2010 · by duude

Season 04Press ReleaseRace Notes

scudettoThe season has ended, and many things need to be addressed before the next season. But for now, Scuderia Libra would first and foremost, congratulate the new champion, again, *sigh*, for another win. I guess you deserved ? Not sure on that yet.

Anyway, it was a great season, with lots of ups and down. But our performance wasn't up to par as we wished for and as we worked for. Now it's time to regroup and think of the next season. But first, as usual, some quotes from our X-Clusive Personnel.

Driver tib :

It wasn't the greatest season. The perfomance wasn't never there. It just always came lacking a little bit, sometimes even a whole chunk. My performance was poor, with mistakes on lots of races and lack of speed in the overall context of the season. I need to get my act togheter, otherwise, i'll go from 2nd to last place, quickly. Remembering back, i don't think i passed a single car for actually being _faster_ than the other car, just because race stuff happened. That is main point of improvement for the next season. And to win back my title, of course. But at least i inherited the great n.12 from MtG, so perhaps it will bring me luck.

President Di Guevara :

Caspita, dios mio. Another loss? I guess it's time to toss the driver. If he can't be fast, then he doesn't deserve to wear the purple overalls. At least his 2nd place managed to keep the sponsors in, that stupid blog just signed for another season, along with DiMarzio and ADA Tech, so we pretty much set for another year of low money income, lots of hot intern chicks (applications open, btw!) and hopefully, many many mucho victorias. For now, i'll rest on my personal cuban resort with a few of the applicants for the hot intern chick spots.

Chief Engineer Donatello :

Holy Turtle, i 'm only for here for a few time, but this team, is.. really... purple. I guess i do fit here. But the guys keep complaining too much. I think they should hire that Whinonso dude from another series, he would fit here too. Or perhaps it's time to bring back Akuma ? I really don't know, i will focus on my job and try to make the cars goes faster, that's all.

Hot Intern Chick :

Like, what? I can't be intern anymore ? NOT FAIR!  IBBL, FS. It's not my fault that i fucked the teacher, aced all my classes. I totally rocked those AST's, and like, i am pretty smart, ok ? But, i liked working here, i was able to travel a lot and make like, lots of BFFs, so it was, like, total awesome, righteous gnarly time. Let's see if i can score a permanent position and -

Drooooooooling duude: *drooooooooooooooooool*

I told you to stop staring at me!

Well, through the fire and the flames, the team hopes to go faster than a DragonForce song next season.

From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.