Scuderia Libra - Press Release

July 20, 2017 · by tibone

Season 06Press Release

Regarding the investigation concerning the team's #29 Dodge the Barriers Phone Charger Logano Arte de Chorarlate Duude Energy FormulaDuude Cup Series car and the infringment of porc-frité rules, the team humbly accepts the decision of the Temple of Syrynx FD, the entire amount of the fine, all 2.33usd will be paid next business day in 1cent supermario coins.

The team would also like re-instate that this acceptance is simply a meaning of moving forward and in no-way acceptance of guilty. However due to financial difficulties imposed by this heavy sum, the team has opted to terminate the contract of Team Principal Skinner, effective immediately. Seymour has been a part of the team for a long time, but lately due to creative differences bad performance stuff it become clear that his heart were with his side project and while the team are fully supportive of that, we also have high expectations of all our employees.

Further changes in the technical staff may occur once a new Team Principal has been appointed by the powers-that-be.

Scuderia Libra also states that it has a long tradition of fair play, fairy tales and hairy tails and would in no way take part in any actions that could deteriote the competition or the sporting image of Formula Duude.

Radaxian,
July 20, 2017
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