Shaka is alive (and free)
We are delighted to inform our beloved driver Shaka is safe. He was held at gunpoint by Tyrant Motorsport driver Dave at PaulRicard Airport Coffee Shop, therefore missing a FormulaDuude race for the first time in his career. After escaping the Tyrant driver, he was attacked by some biological menace and is being medicated ever since.
He is expected to race in Le Mans this weekend, but no details regarding his health will be issued to the press
From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.