St. Petersburg GP: Preview – Team Lotus F1

September 29, 2009 · by shakaxd

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Lotus F1 Team

The Team Lotus F1 is getting ready to its next challenge, the Honda Grand Prix of St. Petersburg. It's the shortest track on FormulaDuude calendar, resulting in races with 20 (Feature) and 10 laps (Sprint), putting an extra effort on the team to keep things running in order without crashing out on this or that corner.

Hugh Laurie, Team Principal: Shaka did what I asked him to do, so I won't congratulate him for his performance on last round. Now we're heading to a track we've never been, he never drove and I must take a bit more easy on him this time: all I ask is another double perfect. What? I told I would be easier? Well... I lied.

Shaka, Driver: Now I have 5 minutes to learn a track, a car, and still score a double perfect. Sometimes I feel like the former boss was a sissy compared to this evil son of a bitch...

Colin Chapman, PR guy: The team is quite happy with our performance on last round, but we felt we needed something to boost our morale. Our carnival livery is not exactly what we at Lotus F1 Team wanted, and we're trying to apply some smooth changes on our livery to make the car look a bit more ours. We hope everyone likes it and, hopefully, we'll get another sponsors onboard. As of now we have a new sponsor, its presentation is due tonight.

From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.