{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

After failing to find a new team in the woods, water, green zones, pipes, even China, Shaka decided to hear the old man from the tent and fought his way through Beasts, witches and killer rabbits seeking the Holy... I mean, the Wholy New Team.

But before reaching his destiny, a very dangerous man was ahead of him. A man who would ask him five questions that could end his life, let alone his career.

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BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What... is your name?

SHAKA: Two times Formula Duude champion, Shaka

BRIDGEKEEPER: What... is your quest?

SHAKA: to win another title

BRIDGEKEEPER: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

SHAKA: Who cares (kers)? But I'll prove you know how to fly

BRIDGEKEEPER: I... I don't know that.

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(Little kid hidden somewhere in the stage): Shaka, are you hurt?