tib to miss Castlevania Combe?

March 24, 2010 · by tibone

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Scuderia Libra, issued a press release today, informing the conditions of driver tib, during this off-week of F-Duude.

The state reads :

We let tib went on to run his errands, but it's whereabouts are still unknown. We have received a letter from the Paraguay indians, saying is kept captive, because he was stealing a RoadStar tape radio for his Ferrari, but at first we ignored, and after unsuccefully trying to contact him, we just thought we has drunk somewhere. However, the team is now believing this is a serious treat. And given the dangerous nature of the situation is calling for the help, of all F-Duude fans :

001We need to rescue tib from Paraguay, but we need your help.  Before you apply, please understand the full situation, with our intelligency military expert, the Gen. Eric Arnold :

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We appreciate your efforts in order to save him, believe me when i say, you will be considered a "HEROS OF THE REVOLUTION".

And you will be crowned PRINCE OF """"RADAXIAN"""".

Sincerely,

Luca Di Guevara (LDGT), President of SLT (Scuderia Libra).

Quaquillions of fans around the world, are asking themselves :

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More on this, as we follow through the negotiations.

1 comment

Dave · March 24, 2010

What?!!!

Tib was shortcutting through Star Road???

Nasty cheater!!! Eat him alive, guaranis!

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