{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

The family of FD is proud to say, that SLT driver Tib, was found, rescued from the guaranis and is alive.

After several weeks forgotten, of strong, after he is gone, he is now rescued.

He was kept captive by 3 beautiful indian women on the Donut Plains, near Star Road, in Assunción, Paraguay. After a Contra-Like mission, leaded by Gen. Eric Arnold and Gen. Eric Rambo, 102% of the guaranis population is now dead and tib is safe and sound. After a much harder Stage8, which a creppy alien-like boss, and defeating the head of the Black Warriors Guarani gang, tib is now safe, and ready to race at the next round in Montreal.

According to the militaries, he was very weaken, from a in-humane treatment, while he was hostage. It was found, that he had nothing else to drink, but Argentinan Beer, called Quilmes, and all the entertainment he had was the 3 beautiful indian chicks. (indian as in native-american and not from india, btw).

But after this horrible episode, tib has this to say :

Also, when asked what he was doing in Star Road, he said :

-It's a-Me, TIB! Thanks so much for praying my game, but i need a-me, radio, for my game, ferrari, and i got a-me cheapo, so i bought it so much, but the guy selling arrested me for buyingo stolen crappo. It was a-mes understoooood. Rly!

Check out me radio, so beautiful :

And when asked how it was to get to the Guarani's Land, he said :

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a kingdom called Radaxian.

In west Assunpción, born and raised
On the videogames was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of goombas
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'grow up and learn to fight, yo pussy''

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'Exit Liiiiight, Enter Niiiight, Take my Hand.. I won't go to Never-Never-Land'.

First class, yo this is bad
Eating Rice-cake out of a rock i punched.
Is this what the people of Radaxian living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Radaxian.

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a duuuuuuuuuuuude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 8-BIT and it had pixel in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Radaxian'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight-bits
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Game Over, Yeah!'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Radaxian

And we collected this exclusive photo to illustrate the story :

Tib, is now safe, okay, and ready to race at the next round.

This story is a happy end.