{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Choose your destiny! (flawless victory) (Mortal Kombat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Test... your might! T-t-t-t-t-test... you might (Mortal Kombat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Tan-tan-tan-tanTan-tan-tan-tanTan-tan-tan-tanTan-tan-tan-tan!!!!! (Mortal Kombat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

After struggling a competitive Mirror Match  (1st/1st - 2nd/2nd - 3rd/3rd - 4th/4th - 5th/5th) at Richter Belmont's Oval Ring, our heroes goes to Principality of Monaco, a place where rains money and hot chicks, to fight another round: their first ENDURANCE!

INCOMING MESSAGE...
From: ????
Location: Unknown, UN

???? (Boss): Ladies and gentlemen, today our statement about Monaco doesn't add any relevant information. You are all excited about Monaco, that faggy track from F1, but the real meaning of today's report is about to happen. First, I'd like to announce that I don't expect a decent score from out driver, but I do expect him to add some challenge to our rivals, and that means everyone racing at! Hahahahahahah!!! Monte Carlo is indeed a beatiful place. Obviously I'll be gambling at those Casinos while Tyrant crew will work for food at the track. Our Chief Enginneer wants to give some words of advice.

Wario (Crazy Engineer): Mwahahahah! Hello again, suckers! Our FPS Model was tested well; it hits hard and shoots bang! So it's perfect! I don't like Monte Carlo, so the whole company agrees that we can simply BLOW THE PLACE OUT!!!! Mwhahahahaah! Sorry, F1... I think you'll need to find another charming place to next year... I strongly suggest Las Vegas: It's fancy, got casinos too, heheheheh will fit perfectly!!!

Dave (1st Armored Panzer Cavalry): I got some simple plan. No, no, not the teenage band! The guys told me to be the slower slug that I am and they'll do all the rest from the HQs. That's all I have to do. Be slow. Well, it's my speciality!

Now, some revealing revelations to reveal...

INCOMING MESSAGE...
Location: Pyongyang, NK
From: Samuel J. Lackson (a.k.a. ????)

Whazza matter duuudes!!!! I AM THE OWNER OF THIS SHIT!!!!!! Did you missed me? Oh yeah!!! Is Mr. Lackson back from black!!! Actually, I'm still black, motherfuckers! I know it seems shocking for you bitches, and I can see your "oh-no-he-again" faces, but racing businesses were my life since I'm a badassmotherfucker, wich means since EVER. Heheheheheh! No questions? You guys lacks some curiosity indeed... Let's say that Ferrari made me rich, Losel made me rich, and Kim Jong iLL made me rich too! I bought a cheap racing team from SMGP series, with some private investment from my pocket and some government funds from North Korea, I build myself this whole corporation! Of course I had to hire a driver who could fits into our schemes - that loser guy from Losel! I'm a smart business guy, you see? hahahah, let's keep this F-Duude fun to the top!!!!!!!!!! See you, bitches!!!!!