{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

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Tyrant Motorsport made its debut under Scottish tropical skies, with heavy rain and a funny wet race. As expected, Dave didn't a decent job, finishing last, both tracks. Nobody knows what will Tyrant do next races, since Dave published a note of a "possible withdraw from Formula Duude Series, due its primary-school issues".

Dave ( n00|3 dr1v3r ): I'm not good at aquatic sports. Feature race was very funny, since my SOAP tyres provided me too much entertainment and too few grip at the track, so every corner was a challenging and funny experience. i treiad so hard not to mess the race; I remember some laps that Lizard and I, spinning like Sonic The Hedgehog, but, fortunally I didn't screw Shaka's or tib's performance.

I don't remember when exactly I've lost my front-left tyre. So I made my way to the pits (not the MK stage) and the guys tried to repair my car. Surprise! they don't replaced my wheels, so, I left the pits like a 3-tyre pirate car!!! Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sprint race was lame. My soap tyres provided much more gripless even wothout rain, so, I barely kept the car on the track.  At the main straight I was tapping accelerator button like Honda's hundred slaps, so I lost entire control and crashed the wall. losing both front tyres. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

???? (Owner of Tyrant INC.): Awful. Ugly. Terrible. A disgrace for us. We just skip two races while doing some evil stuff around the world, to have this foolish debut at F-Duude. We should think about switch our business to Piracy to the seas, instead of running a racing motorsport team.

Wario (Chief Engineer): HA HA HA! Amusing! My little toys works great! Now we can sell soap-tyres to everyone who wants to cheat at racing sports! I shall contact Fernando Alonso and Schumacher-clan soon, they'll like to play some tricks around F1, HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!