3. That is the exact number of laps completed by our #01 Ferrari 550 Maranello before the timing screens decided to stop pretending we were participating in the race. Williams Grand Prix issued a press release this morning that reads as follows:
We would like to formally clarify that completing three laps is an intentional aerodynamic strategy designed to preserve tire tread for the 2032 season. Team Principal Skinner has reviewed the telemetry and confirmed that the car is currently located somewhere, which satisfies our corporate objectives.
Following the statement, a brief media gaggle was held outside the motorhome.
Phil McCavity (Daily Pothole): Team Principal Skinner, how does a three-lap run reflect on your engineering department?
Team Principal Skinner (Team Principal): Engineering is a construct of the mind. Much like lunch. Did someone order the fish? I thought we ordered fish.
Anita Job (Pitlane Gossip): Does this mean Horta is changing his approach for the next round?
Team Principal Skinner (Team Principal): Approach? He approached the wall, yes. Then he stopped approaching the wall. Physics was involved. Caspita, or whatever the other Italians say.
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