Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik (Tyrant Motorsport Engineer): RR-R-RADIANCE! SUCH BEAUTIFUL SUFFERING! THAT Z3 IS A M-M-MASTERPIECE OF DEPAIR!
Juliano Flores (#29) took a crushing victory over Fernando Horta (#01) across 8 laps of Brands Hatch, winning by an insurmountable 1 minute and 27 seconds in this FormulaDuude Season 02 Sprint Race.
HEAR THE BRANDS HATCH TEARS FALL DOWN,
ROUND AND ROUND THE WETUNTOWN,
JULIANO FLORES CROWNED TODAY,
WHILE HORTA WATCHED HIM DRIFT AWAY.
O THE PAIN, THE GRIEF, THE WOE,
FORTY-EIGHT POINTS STILL AGGOW,
SING A SONG OF BROKEN DREAMS,
TORN APART AT THE SEAMS!
Fernando Horta (#01 crew): Car 01, report gap to leader.
Fernando Horta: It is... too big. It hurts my soul.
Fernando Horta (#01 crew): Just drive the car, man.
Fernando Horta: No. I must weep into my steering wheel.
Ps. Pippo sends his regards from the gravel trap.
