0:56.242. That was the blistering pace Fernando Horta managed before his Williams-entered Ferrari 360 GTC unceremoniously expired on lap 5, turning a potential victory into a spectator-mode DNF while Dave cruised home to take maximum points.
It is time to ask our brave duudes some stupid clever questions in the media center.
Kent Komeu (The Punning Herald) question: Fernando, you set the fastest lap of anyone all weekend yet parked it on lap five with a collision. Is Williams building cars out of papier-mâché now?
Fernando Horta (Williams Driver): Look, there is a pigeon stuck in the telemetry. Ask someone else.
Hugh Laurie (Team Principal) question: Mr. Laurie, your star driver retired halfway through while Dave took the win. Are you worried about the championship lead?
Hugh Laurie (Team Principal): People lie. The car didn't break, the timing screen is lying, and Dave is probably hallucinating his victory. Next question before I prescribe myself more Vicodin.
Livio Orificio (AOLUOLBOL) question: Pippo finished second nearly a lap down. Was it a race or a Sunday afternoon scenic tour?
Fernando Horta (Williams Driver): I was too busy staring at the wall wondering why we came to Wiltshire. Ping-pong, anyone?
*Hugh Laurie dramatically drops a cane on the floor and walks out*
Ps. Mansell was last seen trying to buy a used bicycle in the paddock to contest the next round.
