DAILY TRIBUNE: LISTER STORM CONQUERS WILTSHIRE MUD AND APATHY
Scuderia Libra issued a press release this morning that reads as follows:
Scuderia Libra wishes to formally state that the ten-lap sprint event at Castle Combe Circuit on this date concluded in a manner entirely consistent with our baseline expectations of vehicular survival. Driver Juliano Flores completed the ten laps in eight minutes and fifty-seven seconds, securing first position in the Lister Storm #29. The opposition, represented by Fernando Horta of Lotus FD Team in an identical Lister Storm #01, finished thirty-eight seconds adrift after ten laps of indeterminate wandering across the Wiltshire tarmac. No mechanical protests are lodged, no aerodynamic inquiries are requested, and the Radaxian People have been instructed to cease their acoustic emissions immediately.
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Juliano Flores (#29 Driver): The car turned left when I asked it to turn left. That is the extent of my review.
Fernando Horta (#01 Driver): The Lister Storm is a brick with an engine and I spent ten laps trying to find out where the walls were made of softer material.
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