*RED LIGHTS FLASH ACROSS THE SCREEN AS PYROTECHNICS GO OFF IN THE COMMENTARY BOOTH*
Galvão Bueno (Lead Commentator): GOOOOOOAL! NO, WAIT, GREEN FLAG! WE ARE RACING AT DAYTONA, DUUUUDES! FIFTEEN LAPS OF PURE SPEED! Look at Jean-Marc Gounon flying the #19 Lister Storm into history! And our brave duude Fernando Horta is already parked on lap one! WHAT A RACE!
Clueless Co-Commentator: Wait, Galvão, did Horta score a touchdown? Why is he eating a sandwich by the wall?
Galvão Bueno (Lead Commentator): SHUT UP, BOB! HE DID NOT SCORE A TOUCHDOWN! He completed exactly one lap before his Ferrari 550 Maranello turned into a disco ball! Let's check in with our technical expert, Patrick Head, live from the paddock!
Patrick "Paper" Head (Chassis Sabotage Expert): Look at this front left upright, Galvão. It is entirely clear to me. Someone smeared Vegemite inside the wishbone. Absolute sabotage! You cannot run a competitive GT1 car with Australian sandwich spreads in the suspension geometry!
*COMMERCIAL BREAK: TROPICAL BANANA JUICE - YOU WANT THE FRUIT? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE JUICE!*
Galvão Bueno (Lead Commentator): WE ARE BACK! Jean-Marc Gounon crosses the line to take the overall victory after fifteen frantic laps, beating Boris Derichebourg's Ferrari by just under two seconds! Lilian Bryner rounds out the podium in third! But what about Horta, Bob?! WHAT ABOUT HORTA?!
Clueless Co-Commentator: I think he left his oven on at home, Galvão.
Galvão Bueno (Lead Commentator): UNBELIEVABLE! SILENCE IN THE BOOTH! Until next time, keep your foot down and your Vegemite away from the suspension, duudes!
Ps. Davinci
