Romain Dumas steered his #07 Porsche RS Spyder Evo to an overall victory across 32 chaotic laps at Londrina in 0:35:20.247, while Fernando Horta's race tragically expired on lap three after a baffling encounter with physics. Let us rewind the tape to the screaming start and see how absolute disaster unfolded.
Shivan Dragon (#01 crew): TAP TO UNTAP, YOU PATHETIC IDIOT! We are casting spells we cannot afford and you just tapped our entire mana base into a brick wall!
Fernando Horta (#01 driver): I tapped for blue! I swear I had counter-magic ready! Why is there a Shivan Dragon in the pit box?!
Shivan Dragon (#01 crew): (+5/+0 until end of turn) THAT WAS A GOBLIN RUSH, YOU MOUND OF UNPLAYABLE COMMONS! Now we are in the graveyard after three laps!
Tomas Enge (#07 crew): Look at the #07 Porsche go! Dumas is taking P1 while our #07 Dome is breathing down his neck!
Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Can somebody exile my car from the match already? This format sucks.
Ps. Liz
