Chris McMurry won the Londrina 32-lap endurance test after Fernando Horta set the race's quickest lap and immediately evaporated on lap 18.
GALVÃO (FDTV Booth): HAJA CORAÇÃO! Look at McMurry bringing the #12 Creation CA06 across the line! A massive victory in 38:11.868! But what happened to Horta?!
CO-COMMENTATOR (FDTV Booth): I think he stopped for a coffee, Galvão. Or maybe he saw a ghost in turn three?
GALVÃO: INCREDIBLE! Horta set a ridiculous 1:04.679 best lap in the #01 Audi R10—four full seconds faster than anyone else—led seventeen laps, and then BOOM! Pure radio silence!
HUGH LAURIE (Audi Team Principal): Fernando claims the engine telemetry malfunctioned. People lie. He clearly lost focus because someone mentioned coxinha in the garage.
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GALVÃO: Back live! Johnny O'Connell takes second overall and GT1 victory in the #03 Corvette C6-R, while Bill Auberlen steals third place in the #21 Panoz GTLM! What paddock gossip! Did Horta get kidnapped?!
SMWMSDDCCF EMERGENCY NOTE: Motion 20070801/18 notes that Lap 18 completely disappeared from the official timing screens between laps 17 and 19. The council will investigate after lunch.
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