GALVÃO BUENO (FDTV): HAAAAAJA CORAÇÃO AT JEREZ AS GECKO91 DISAPPEARS INTO THE SPANISH SUNSHINE ON LAP ONE! LOOK AT THAT LAMBORGHINI MURCIÉLAGO GO! SHE IS NOT DRIVING, SHE IS FLYING, FRIENDS! SABE DE QUEM?! GECKO91!
DUKE NUKEM (Guest Analyst): I came here to chew bubblegum and analyze tyre degradation... and I'm all out of gum. But real talk, Galvão, why aren't these guys using rocket launchers on Turn 2?
GALVÃO BUENO (FDTV): BECAUSE THIS IS HIGH-STAKES FORMULADUUDE RACING, DUKE! AND LOOK BEHIND HER! THE FERRARI DUEL IS HEATING UP! Roger Wilco held second place in the #29 Scuderia Libra 575 GTC through the early stages, but Fernando Horta in the #01 Williams 550 Maranello is sniffing his exhaust! LAP FIVE! HORTA LUNGES ON THE INSIDE! SENSATIONAL! HE TAKES SECOND PLACE!
DUKE NUKEM (Guest Analyst): That red car looks like it needs more alien scum to shoot at. Is that driver Horta wearing sunglasses under his helmet? Respect.
GALVÃO BUENO (FDTV): WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER A SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK! DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!
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GALVÃO BUENO (FDTV): AND WE ARE BACK LIVE! LAP SIX AND THE DRAMA NEVER STOPS! Roger Wilco fights back into Turn 1! A little totozinho between the Ferraris! Wilco briefly retakes second position as Horta gets sideways, but entering the final lap, Horta puts the hammer down! He pulls away on sheer straight-line grunt to secure second place by twelve seconds over the Uruguayan!
DUKE NUKEM (Guest Analyst): Hail to the king, baby. But honestly, the Brit girl in the Lamborghini was playing on Easy mode.
GALVÃO BUENO (FDTV): EASY MODE? SHE CLOCKED A 1:41.892 BEST LAP, DUKE! ABSOLUTE DOMINATION! Gecko91 wins round 16 by a massive 27.260 seconds after seven laps of pure perfection! Horta takes second with a 1:43.984, taking crucial points to extend his championship lead over Wilco! WHAT A FINISH IN SPAIN!
Ps. Jens, where are you man? We need you back on the grid before Duke Nukem tries to install pipe bombs in the commentary box.
