3. Exactly three laps. That is all our brave duude Fernando Horta managed before the #01 Audi R10 gave up the ghost at Laguna Seca, turning a promising afternoon into an absolute weeping tragedy of cosmic proportions.
Fernando Horta (Driver #01): FUCK OFF MAN! Three laps! We had the setup, we had the sheer willpower, and then the universe just decided to rip the steering wheel right out of my hands and hurl us into the abyss. I swear to for dios mio, if I have to look at another broken wishbone, I'm going to retire and become a professional pebble collector.
Shivan Dragon (Tactical Assistant): Graurrrrrrrrr! (+5/+0 until the end of this race report!) Those bloody mechanics didn't feed me enough raw titanium before lights out, so I incinerated the telemetry server and ate the rear wing! And I am coming for McNish's trophy next!
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