Silencing the Moslers: Scuderia Libra Issues Silverstone Protest

October 08, 2026 09:06am

Scuderia Libra issues an indignant press release following Juliano Flores' victory at Silverstone.

SCUDERIA LIBRA issued a press release this morning that reads as follows:

Fausto Silva (Guest Spokesperson & Sunday TV Host): O loco, bicho! Look at this! Does anyone know why our purple Mosler MT900R is suddenly flying faster than a churrasco delivery on a Sunday afternoon?! Juliano Flores took victory at Silverstone by nearly eighteen seconds, and people are asking if there's a hidden engine or if we just smuggled extra beef into the fuel tank! Estrela do Lar! We demand respect, we demand applause, and if anyone says our telemetry looks suspicious, *bota a mão na consciência*, because we are taking home the silverware whether you like it or not! É o bicho!

Ps. Liz, if you are reading this, please check if your steering wheel is still plugged in.

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