Session 8918 - Circuit De Barcelona-catalunya, Spain

October 04, 2026 12:19am

Race

Quick Stats

  • Track Length: 4.719 km
  • Most Distance Covered: 11 laps, 51.909 km
  • Simulator Used: GTR2

Race report: Barcelona Broadcast: Horta Triumphs as Fblthp Gets Seriously Lost in the Commentary Booth

Can a Brazilian driver truly survive eleven laps of high-speed Spanish drama while rumored to be smuggling black-market guaraná in his Corvette’s cockpit? Welcome to Catalunya, friends, where the sun is roasting the grandstands, the paddock gossip is absolutely scandalous, and the FDTV microphones are fully unmuted!

COMMENTATOR: GREEN LIGHT! GREEN LIGHT IN BARCELONA! Haja coração! Martin Chevrier leads them off the line in that roaring Panoz, but look at the start from Jarrod Keen! Pure aggression! But wait—who is that creeping up the order? It’s the Corvette of Fernando Horta, starting fifth and already hunting for blood on lap one!

FBLTHP, THE LOST (Co-commentator): I... I do not like this paddock. There are too many loud noises and I cannot find the exit. Why are we sitting on this high tower?

COMMENTATOR: Because we have the best view of the drama, Fblthp! Look at lap 5! Horta makes the ultimate move! Inside of turn one, *BUM*, clean pass on Martin Chevrier! Horta takes the lead! Is he driving, or is he fleeing from his creditors? The paddock whispers say his engine was tuned by smuggled mechanics from the Radial Leste!

FBLTHP: I see a tiny blue flag waving. Is it a sorcery? Can I draw a card?

COMMENTATOR: That’s a backmarker getting lapped, you wonderful little homunculus! Speaking of sorcery, Eiran Parsons is conjuring pure speed in the Kissling Corvette! Look at the timing screen! A blistering 1:42.953! The absolute fastest lap of the race! He’s hunting Horta down, but the Brazilian is defending like a man protects his last cold bottle of Brahma!

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COMMENTATOR: We are back live! Lap 10, and it is absolute chaos for the podium spots! Parsons dives! He steals second place from Martin Chevrier! Gilles Chevrier is right there in the Ferrari to snatch third! It's a Chevrier family feud out there! But crossing the line... FERNANDO HORTA WINS! From fifth to first, keeping the Corvette ahead of Parsons by thirteen seconds!

FBLTHP: The yellow car has stopped. People are spraying sticky water on each other. I am going to hide in this toolbox.

Ps. FDTV is sponsored by Sparky’s Fire Elemental Fuel Additives. Any spontaneous engine combustion during or after the broadcast is entirely the driver's existential responsibility.

Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Classification

Position Driver Team Car Laps Gap Grid Best Lap
1 Brazil FERNANDO HORTA CORVETTE RACING CHEVROLET CORVETTE C6-R GT2 11 0:19:35.517 5 1:43.890
2 Australia EIRAN PARSONS KISSLING MOTORSPORT CHEVROLET CORVETTE ZO6R GT3 11 + 12.954 7 1:42.953
3 USA GILLES CHEVRIER AF CORSE FERRARI F430 GT2 11 + 17.761 8 1:43.562
4 USA MARTIN CHEVRIER MULTIMATIC MOTORSPORT PANOZ ESPERANTE GTLM 11 + 18.000 1 1:45.076
5 USA KENNY MERVIN TEAM FALKEN TIRE PORSCHE 997 GT3-RSR 11 + 19.667 2 1:44.711
6 USA TRACY NOLTE AF CORSE FERRARI F430 GT2 11 + 21.665 3 1:46.027
7 USA TONY ATKINS ROCKETSPORTS RACING JAGUAR XKR GT 11 + 23.946 4 1:45.307
8 USA BJÖRN HEHMANN GRAVITY RACING MOSLER MT900R 11 + 24.970 9 1:44.468
9 USA AL MARIMON MATECH MUSTANG RACING FORD MUSTANG FR500-GT 11 + 26.246 12 1:45.319
10 USA DANIEL WESTLAKE PHOENIX RACING AUDI R8 GT3 LMS 11 + 28.325 19 1:46.473
11 USA ROY SIMMONS ROCKETSPORTS RACING JAGUAR XKR GT 11 + 28.994 13 1:46.400
12 USA DAVID POEL SPYKER SQUADRON SPYKER C8 SPYDER GT2-R 11 + 29.242 14 1:46.264
13 Canada IAN JOLICOEUR RAHAL LETTERMAN RACING BMW E92 M3 GTR 11 + 29.768 18 1:45.392
14 Brazil THIAGO CANOLA FLYING LIZARD MOTORSPORT PORSCHE 996 GT3-RSR 11 + 30.490 10 1:45.600
15 United Kingdom DAVID CANAVAN SCHUBERT MOTORSPORT BMW Z4 GT3 11 + 31.200 11 1:45.374
16 USA VLADO KENATS MULTIMATIC MOTORSPORT PANOZ ESPERANTE GTLM 11 + 31.973 28 1:45.585
17 USA MITCH VAMOS KRK RACING VIPER COMPETITION COUPE 11 + 33.055 20 1:45.793
18 USA SOL LEUNG REITER ENGINEERING LAMBORGHINI GALLARDO LP560 11 + 33.496 30 1:45.664
19 USA JARROD KEEN DRAYSON RACING ASTON MARTIN VANTAGE GT2 11 + 34.262 6 1:46.882
20 USA CHUCK CARTER MASERATI CORSE MASERATI TROFEO LIGHT 11 + 34.717 15 1:46.013
21 USA SAM ROLFE HHF HYBRID RACING GUMPERT APOLLO 11 + 35.364 22 1:47.009
22 USA VINCENT LOI REITER ENGINEERING LAMBORGHINI GALLARDO LP560 11 + 35.381 27 1:45.552
23 USA ANDREW WERNER SPYKER SQUADRON SPYKER C8 SPYDER GT2-R 11 + 36.077 23 1:45.775
24 USA CHRIS MOSES BMW MOTORSPORT BMW E46 M3 GTR 11 + 37.006 16 1:46.348
25 USA GREGORY MYERS KISSLING MOTORSPORT CHEVROLET CORVETTE ZO6R GT3 11 + 37.569 24 1:46.176
26 USA JOHNNY LUGNUTS JMB RACING FERRARI F430 GT2 11 + 38.118 25 1:46.603
27 USA CHRISTIAN HAMILTON CORVETTE RACING CHEVROLET CORVETTE C6-R GT2 11 + 38.779 21 1:46.855
28 USA RICH HROMIN MATECH MUSTANG RACING FORD MUSTANG FR500-GT 11 + 39.266 29 1:46.488
29 USA BRAD MERYS CHAMBERLAIN MOTORSPORT TVR T400R 11 + 40.338 26 1:46.877
30 USA ROBERT OTTO DRAYSON RACING ASTON MARTIN VANTAGE GT2 11 + 41.322 17 1:47.097

Lap Chart

Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.

1234567891011GridFinish ROBERT OTTO 1730 ROBERT OTTO BRAD MERYS 2629 BRAD MERYS RICH HROMIN 2928 RICH HROMIN CHRISTIAN HAMILTON 2127 CHRISTIAN HAMILTON JOHNNY LUGNUTS 2526 JOHNNY LUGNUTS GREGORY MYERS 2425 GREGORY MYERS CHRIS MOSES 1624 CHRIS MOSES ANDREW WERNER 2323 ANDREW WERNER VINCENT LOI 2722 VINCENT LOI SAM ROLFE 2221 SAM ROLFE CHUCK CARTER 1520 CHUCK CARTER JARROD KEEN 619 JARROD KEEN SOL LEUNG 3018 SOL LEUNG MITCH VAMOS 2017 MITCH VAMOS VLADO KENATS 2816 VLADO KENATS DAVID CANAVAN 1115 DAVID CANAVAN THIAGO CANOLA 1014 THIAGO CANOLA IAN JOLICOEUR 1813 IAN JOLICOEUR DAVID POEL 1412 DAVID POEL ROY SIMMONS 1311 ROY SIMMONS DANIEL WESTLAKE 1910 DANIEL WESTLAKE AL MARIMON 129 AL MARIMON BJÖRN HEHMANN 98 BJÖRN HEHMANN TONY ATKINS 47 TONY ATKINS TRACY NOLTE 36 TRACY NOLTE KENNY MERVIN 25 KENNY MERVIN MARTIN CHEVRIER 14 MARTIN CHEVRIER GILLES CHEVRIER 83 GILLES CHEVRIER EIRAN PARSONS 72 EIRAN PARSONS FERNANDO HORTA 51 FERNANDO HORTA

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