Audi Sport North America Protests Airbox Infiltration by Sonic the Hedgehog
Audi Sport issues an aggressive press release blaming a blue hedgehog for Fernando Horta's 7-lap Sebring exit....
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Eighty-One Laps of Pure Sebring Chaos!
CamelToe Racing charges through 81 laps of Sebring madness while Fernando Horta manages two laps of suspension-shattering glory....
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Luhr Dominates Hockenheim While Horta Exits Early
Lucas Luhr takes victory at Hockenheimring as Lucas Luhr secures LMP1 honors and Fernando Horta retires after three laps....
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CamelToe Racing Declares Hockenheim Victory After Horta's One-Lap Masterclass
Fernando Horta sets the fastest lap at Hockenheimring before retiring on lap one, prompting an overexcited statement from CamelToe Racing....
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Silverstone FDTV: Briscoe Wins While Horta Packs Early
Ryan Briscoe triumphs at Silverstone as Fernando Horta retires on lap two in a chaotic FDTV broadcast....
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Interlagos Radio Remix: Horta Retires Audi Early as Gene Simmons Calls Pit Stop
Johnny O'Connell wins at Interlagos while Fernando Horta's Audi lasts seven laps, sparking gossipy pit-wall audio with Gene Simmons....
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Paddock Gossip: The Zero-Lap Phantom Victory at Spa
Rival garage notes reveal the paddock gossip behind Fernando Horta's bizarre zero-lap disqualification at Spa-Francorchamps....
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Spa Race Notes: Audi Sport Claims Explosive P1 Disqualification!
Audi Sport North America celebrates a legendary P1 DQ finish at Spa-Francorchamps as Fernando Horta sets zero-lap speed records in the Audi R10....
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Monza Radio Remix: Horta Taps Out on Lap Two
Ryan Briscoe wins at Monza while Fernando Horta's Audi R10 suffers an early DNF after just two laps....
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Spa-Francorchamps Chaos: Luhr Wins While Horta Packs Early
Lucas Luhr takes victory at Spa while Fernando Horta's Peugeot lasts all of one lap in a dramatic, chaotic world championship round....
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Lightning Strikes Masaryk as Horta Salvages GT2 Points
Lightning McQueen triumphs at Masaryk while Felipe Massa hits trouble and Fernando Horta brings his Ferrari home seventh....
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Did Horta Blow Up His Ferrari at Red Bull Ring Just to Preserve a 1:33 Lap Time?
A spicy post-race press conference reveals how Fernando Horta's blazing Ferrari 360 GTC collapsed at the Red Bull Ring, leaving Moreno Soli to sn...
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