Albert Park Preview: Williams

March 10, 2010 · by shakaxd

Season 03MediaPress Release

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Williams Grand Prix Engineering is already installed at their garage on Albert Park Circuit where FormulaDuude will host the next 2 races tomorrow. The team is expecting hot temperatures both on and off the track:

Shaka (driver): This track should suit my driving style, but the car may not. Not only it's unknown to me, its behavior is unpredictable. I truly hope my primary racecraft gets an all clear from Race Officials so I can stop hearing that italian bastard screaming at me on the radio...

Frank (owner): We're here racing only because we're passionate for this sport. Shaka has been very, very supportive of our team and brings the experience needed to achieve our goals in this series. However, FormulaDuude officials are yet to analyse our car data so we will have to run the B194 this time, and hopefully for the first and last time ever.

Flavio (italian bastard): Bravo, bravissimo! Piu veloci Fernando Shaka driver will do stupendo job for the team with our fantastico car! I explained him a few things he should do when driving so he gets more comfortable with the car and also explained the cockpit controls function.

Symonds (borrowed engineer): This car has a wonderful performance despite the 65kg ballast we're carrying this week, so hopefully Shaka will add a few more wins to this car record. As for the video that recently broke the news, I must say it was indeed this car, but with a different driver on the wheel. The incident was misinterpreted by the media, our driver didn't see the other driver and did not take him out on purpose, we never do those things. It would be best if people stop saying that...

From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.