{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

It's race day on Balalama, So it is time to ask our brave duudes, some stupid clever quesions.

Scuderia Libra Driver - Tibby Hill:

(Kent Komeu - The Punning Herald) Tibby, some say in the back that you can't handle the fruit. I want the fruit, tell me the fruit, TELL ME THE JUICE!

YOU WANT THE FRUIT? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE JUICE!! *spits*

(John Cena - via Twitter) Said sumthin' bout muscles, boy?

You know nothing, John Cenow. You don't know what i said or haven't said. I'm not affraid of you.

I'm terrified, can i go now? Please?

(Alívio Oriffichio - Estadão) July, may I call you that? July? Thanks. July, given you know the barber layout from tv and I believe also from the footage CTR posted a couple of days ago, do you feel prepared to start the championship gunning for your second title?

You may not call me. Anything or anywhere. Besides i'm a Libra, and that's September, not July, you stupid reporter. The only barber i know is Sweeney Todd, good fella, a little weird in the head.

(Akuma - former Libra crew chief) Hmmph Shooosh *lights out*

*David Croft from the back of the room*: It's lights out and away we go. Wait, where did he go?
Where do i do? What do i go?  *CROFTY is confused: IT HURT ITSELF IN ITS CONFUSION.

Driver Tibbey Bogano: huh.. what happened? Why is my head hurting? What? When? Where? duh?

CTR Driver - Horta:

(Alan Connection - Wifi News) - Horta, big dominance on Enna last week, but new cars, new track, what are the expectations for tonight's race?

Everything's great. I can't wait to be back on track tonight. 

(Serious Cat - Serious News) - The championship starts tonight. First race on Cup cars and you have more experience on this track and more experience on the track than your rivals, not mentioning that you actually tested here, unlike all the other driver, so, can we put you as a favorite?

Evertthibgs grrat, looking forwiads to be back on race track tonight. I'm a favorite yes yes. Fans love me. People loves me. We loves me. Weeeee

(Firanoffauro Fex) - Fare Fyou Fery Fexffited to face fere finally? Fwill Fyou Fwin Fthe face?

Evevygisbs hreta, loosing for what to he eharcein her he fought bight! 

(Edgard de Velho Milho - AláTimes) - Alá, alá, alá, ya saw? Set the rocket, push the fireworks, foot on the basement and put down the marimba, right? This one is from the branch.

I’m not worried about anything. Congratulations.

*throws mic*