Race Day at Alabama!

Tonight, we race!
We race tonight. Tonight is the night we race, not yesterday, not tomorrow, but tonight,
we race. For we will race on the night of this day, also known as tonight.
We will sing:
Big wheels keep on turning
to the track to race my duudes
racing tracks in the south-land
i race old bamy once again
and i think it's okay, yes.
well, i heard Briatore talk about it
well i heard old Flavio put us down
Well, i hope Flavio Briatore understands
That formula duude don't need him around anyhow!
Race Day on Alabama
where the tracks have no grip
Race Day on Alabama
Lord, i hope i don't crash.
In Birmingham they love NewGarden, boo hoo
Now we all raced the best we could
Now RedCarGate does not bother me
Does your car setup bothers you?
Tell the Truth
Race Day on Alabama
where i race with my duuudes
Race Day on Alabama
Lord, i'm pitting on lap 2.
Now John Cena has the Muscles
And Tom Cruise is a duude too.
Days of Thunder, made me feel good
They got me racing when i was noob.
Now how bout you?
Race Day on Alabama
Where the turns are so sharp
Race Day on Alabama
Lord, i'm racing too hard.
From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.