{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Driver Horta:
(David-not-Lara Croft - AAB) - Horta, 4 wins in a row, and a championship in the bag, can you make it 5?

Bag? You know your stuff, dontcha? *wink wink*

(Babbling Engineer - Lotus Monthly) - Do you know what you're doing? Do you need more information? Can you draw a map of interlagos without cheating?

I can draw a map of Nordschleife. In a cave. With a bunch of scraps!

(Ashitt Jobs - Indian Chronicles) - Brands Hatch is not your best track, back in S02, tib won both races there, time to change that?

Yeah, I struggled big time back then, but was mostly that bee am double zero three to blame. Imma great driver, you know? Imma awesome

(Devegar Jell-o c/ Milho - FS2) - Set the rocket, right on the floor, down with the marimba and up the irons?

Hakuna Matata, Milho. It's a wonderful catchphrase.

Driver Bone:
(Duude - Like a Lady Magazine) - Mr. Bone... can you attend a meeting today? *Wink wink*
What? No, i have to RACE tonight. So, no. and also, no. All the young duuuudes, should be carrying the neeeeeews.

(Banzai News) - It's round 6 already and you seemed pretty competitive last week. Can you go one place further and win your second race of the season?
Not so competitive, since i was a lot slower than Horta during the race. So, yes, expectations are mixed. I like the track, but it's been a long time since we last raced there and we still don't know where we stand against the competitions.

(Telemarketing Operator - Conecta n Do) - Good morning, may I speak with Mr. Bone? Are you interested in a pre-approved, high cost, low limit, huge interest rate credit card? Obviously you are, please just confirm your address and...
How about, no?

(Escobar of Medellin) - Cabrón, usted es un maricón. Gaña del Huerta y yo te garanto una promoción y unas otras cocitas más. Yo solo quiero que usted transpuerte 50kg de 'lastro' en su coche. Ok?
Perdidón de corazon, en la grande babilón, me diseran es clandestino, por no llevar papel. Hable más sobre eso lastro, si?