(not)Race Day at Brands Hatch.
Brands Hatch, a very british thing.
Driver save the fuel
The crewchief's regime
they made you a driver
a potential world champion
Driver save the tyres
they aren't in good shape
and there's no grip
while the car slipping
Don't dive bomb when you want
don't pit when you need it
there's no grip at all
no grip at all
Driver save the engine
we mean it man
we need our engine
driver saves it
Driver save the car
'cause cars cost money
and patrick head
is not rich it seems
oh driver save time
go drive your mad pace
oh pit crew have mercy
all tyres are paid
oh when there's no grip
how can there be speed
we're the drivers
in the racing grid
we're the heroes
in your racing machine
we're the drivers
the drivers
Honda save the engine
we mean it, duude
we need our engine
please honda!
From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.