(not)Race Day at Brands Hatch.

July 5, 2017 · by tibone

Season 06MediaRace Day

Brands Hatch, a very british thing.

Driver save the fuel
The crewchief's regime
they made you a driver
a potential world champion

Driver save the tyres
they aren't in good shape
and there's no grip
while the car slipping

Don't dive bomb when you want
don't pit when you need it
there's no grip at all
no grip at all

Driver save the engine
we mean it man
we need our engine
driver saves it

Driver save the car
'cause cars cost money
and patrick head
is not rich it seems

oh driver save time
go drive your mad pace
oh pit crew have mercy
all tyres are paid

oh when there's no grip
how can there be speed
we're the drivers
in the racing grid
we're the heroes
in your racing machine
we're the drivers
the drivers

Honda save the engine
we mean it, duude
we need our engine
please honda!

From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.