Scuderia Libra sets camp at a Branded Hatch.

July 4, 2017 · by tibone

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Scuderia Libra set up camp at a Branded Hatch, for the next round of the Duude Energy Formula Duude Duuding World NGTruuuuuck Series, the Pennsylvania New STP Tales Race New AAA Turtles City Brands Hatch Can-Am 150.

The team is ready to tackle the legendary british track and it should be up and running shortly.

Driver Thistropher Boll: Branded Hatch should be a great escape for our team, get it? Escape, hatch? huh? Well, i hope to have a clean fair and tough race, and get the win. Will this happen? Probably not, but i want it anyway.

Crew Chief Alan Donatellofson: The car truck is ready, but the driver is not, so, we'll have to deal with that. It should be a good race, and we have everything we need to achieve a good result, except a good driver, but to hire a good driver, we would need some money, and that is something we defintely don't have.

Team Principal Skinner: It's time to turn things around and win a race. I talked to Donatellofson about it, but the little green f*cker asked for more money for a better driver. I'm all tapped out here, we are already using dogs as food, and turtles are next in the line.

Full of hope and disguting eating habits. Scuderia Libra is ready for any hatch, branded or not.

From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.