Scuderia Libra: Ruins Lassard Race Notes

July 2, 2017 · by tibone

Season 06Race Notes

Scuderia Libra has witnessed another win of the CTR crew at Ruins Lassard. It wasn't the best race, but it wasn't the worse race. Driver Tobe Bwhitt wasn't able to really push his garbage truck and nail a win. But at least, the team was able to score the first pole position of the year. So, there's that.


Driver Tobe Bwhitt: It was a good race, i was able to do my best, and i scored my first pole position in decades, maybe even centuries. This team is a bunch of guys who always try their best to win, and each race we go in full. To do our best and have fun.


Crew Chief Alan Donatellofson: Why can't we win? We were faster at qualy, but we can't win. This season is a disaster. I don't know what else to do. Holy turtle. It was a good race, i suppose, but still, no win. 4 races now, and no win. Also, no way we can win this championship. It's a damn shame.

Team Principal Skinner: Another race, another loss. That's is my life, i suppose.

Now, it's a short trip to Brands Hatch, where next week we race in the Pennsylvania New STP Tales Race New AAA Turtles City Brands Hatch Can-Am 150 hopefully british grounds will be better for our team.

From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.