CamelToe Racing Introduction (he said "introduction", hehe hehe hehe hehe cool!)
CamelToe Racing, a joint venture between cigarette brand Camel and Toejam, who is still trying to find all pieces of his space ship, is debuting in FormulaDuude this season. Camel is putting more money as Toejam is struggling to find presents, therefore there's plenty of Camel logos everywhere and yellow-blue livery. Toejam managed to provide small decals and used all his HITOPS on the rear wing.
Despite the lack of funds, the blinding color scheme and the wacky way, CamelToe Racing is expecting a strong year ahead. Hiring current champion, the Legendary Shaka to lead its way and hot shot xxx Jens, the Kanadian, the pair is showing good signs during pre season testing. The hood was carefully painted to match, well, you know
Could they beat the threesome of MLTMNT? One thing is sure (Only time will tell)
That time will tell (Only time will tell)
If you were wrong
The brightest ring around the Moon
Will darken when I die
I'm glad to join this interesting team. After winning both titles for the first time last season, I must prove I still have what it takes. With such fierce competition coming from MLHT and my teammate Jens!, I'm going all-in. The new cars are going to play a huge difference between our performances, MNTM have honestly the best car selection compared to us, our Mustang being no match to their F430, their C6 easily beating our SunRed and both of us struggling with the last resource, Jaguar vs Vertigo.
Either way it's gonna be great! Can't wait for The Ring!

Jens: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Vestibulum id ultrices orci. Sed sit amet mi ipsum. Sed auctor, urna vel aliquam imperdiet, est mauris auctor enim, eget aliquet orci velit interdum justo. Nulla feugiat felis ac dui dapibus ut lobortis massa malesuada. Donec non eros sed urna mattis placerat. Quisque non sem eu diam cursus commodo. Curabitur pellentesque risus et leo gravida commodo volutpat nunc vestibulum. Etiam eros eros, condimentum nec faucibus non, mattis non nunc. Maecenas vel nisi vel massa elementum interdum... That was an odd out of body experience, not sure who was talking in Italian! I don't even know what I said just now. Anyway, I'm looking forward to racing for CamelToe, they have been very kind to me. All these frontal wedgies are getting to me tho, very distracting, must concentrate! Preseason testing has given me some confidence in the car and we hope to have a strong season this year.


























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